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Cats and art don’t mix.

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Currently at the drawing table.

Currently at the drawing table.

This is what my butt looks like at 2:00 a.m.

This is what my butt looks like at 2:00 a.m.

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Whenever I try to be funny I just say things phony.

You ever listen to Led Zeppelin’s Whole Lotta Love? When it gets to the cool chorus part where Robert sings “oooooo wanna whole lotta love” and Jimmy Page does this pick scrape growl. Well, I like to imagine Jimmy Page is playing a cat so:

OHHHHHHHHHHHH WANNA WHOLE LOTTA LOVE

(MROOOOOOOOOWWWWW)

I am David Stephens and this is my joke, fuck off.

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My current Lord of the Rings marathon companions and I.

My current Lord of the Rings marathon companions and I.